圣诞是从西方传来的节日,是耶稣纪念日。从中外交流平凡开始,中国也开始时尚起圣诞。下面记者为大伙收拾的圣诞的英语笑话，期望对大伙有用!
圣诞的英语笑话
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
圣诞的英语笑话中文翻译接龙
那天是圣诞，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为何被起诉?”他问。
“采购圣诞物品过早。”被告回答。
“这不算犯法，”法官答道，“你购物有多早?”
“在商店开门之前。”犯人应道。
圣诞的英语笑话幽默词语点睛
judge [d??d?] n. 法官
benevolent [b??nev?l?nt] adj. 仁慈的，善意的，慈善的
question [?kwest??n] v. 问问题
prisoner [?pr?z?n?] n. 囚徒be charged with 被指控
defendant [d??fend?nt] n. 被告，被告人
offense [??fens] n. 犯规，违法行为
counter [?ka?n.t?] v. 反对，反击
